1. I presume you all know what it is... But, just to be sure... Here some hints: - It always comes back with a four week recurrency - It's the main reason men think women are from another planet (not necessarily Venus...) Can you as a man recognize the symptomes and help your soulmate out of her (AND your!!!) agony? No, it's not an RPG... It's a bigger challenge...
2. 1.

   You and your girlfriend decided a long time ago to go to that cool concert tonight! She feels heavenly and it seems she can't wait for that moment to come, just like you... Suddenly at 8pm she calls you and without any reasonable explanation she says: "Dear, sorry but I'm not coming tonight. You manage yourself to that concert and have fun!"

   "Don't worry! I'll find someone else to come with me. See ya!"

   "What's going on? Are you seeing that other guy? Well, this is the last time! I'm done with you"

   You have a quick look on your PDA and notice the big red cross you put on it the last time you fought with her... "Ow! Poor thing! Don't worry! It doesn't matter. We'll have that dinner another time... Shall I drop by just to say hello?"

   Yup, it's THAT time of the month... "Dear, get yourself together! We are going!"

3. 2.

   You want to spoil your girlfriend with something you know she really likes so you go to that exclusive store on the other side of the town, waiting for at least an hour in that stupid row by the cash register. You finally get to pay and go to her place. But when she opens the door, she yells "What took you so long? I've been waiting for you for over 8 minutes and 20 seconds!"

   "Pfff... What's your problem? Is this the way you treat me after everything I did for you? I've got better thing to do! See ya!"

   "Sorry sweetheart! I should have left home earlier... I'll make it up to you with a nice massage. Shall I light the candles while you unwrap this little present?"

   "Calm down! It's only a few minutes!" You save the present for a better occasion...

   Me? Surprising my girlfriend with a present? I don't see that happen!

4. 3.

   You are sitting side by side, intimately embracing the magic of the play when suddenly she puts a hand on her belly and looks troubled. You...

   "I told you not to take that second burger! You never listen to me..."

   "You could at least wait till the break!"

   You pretend not to notice and begin to rack your brain "Oh no!!! And what if she's pregnant?!?"

   "You give her a hug and whisper in her ear "Baby, I'm here... Don't worry! Iy will go over" and give her an analgesic you always carry with you...

5. 4. You just heared you got that job you always wanted and can't wait to share your happiness with your dear beloved. Tissues all over the place and your sunshine is lying on the couch in her worst outfit crying a river. You say: " Sunshine! Great news! I've got...

   That job! Take off that horrible thing there and put on some make up! It's my night of victory! Don't act so childish! Everything has to be perfect..."

   That job! Oh! You're crying... Shall we celebrate together? Let me pour you a glass of champagne!" And you call her favourite chinese takeaway while you go lay next to her on the couch after lighting the candles...

   That job! Ah, never mind! I call my friends to celebrate. You take your time, I'll be back in the morning"

   ... a great idea! Shall I make you some chickensoup?" Better wait a few days before telling her the great news...

6. 5.

   You're together at a unique conference about Comics and Cartoons. Everybody is listening with great interest to the serious speech of THE expert. Suddenly your adorable honey starts laughing, touching you with lust and desire, licking your ear, unbuttoning you paints and whispering how much she wants to have sex with you, NOW!!! You...

   Are always in for sex with your partner! Comics can wait! Crimson Chin is not going to die anyway... ;) You already start spotting a nice location and unbutton her blouse.

   Take her off you! Doesn't matter, you HAVE TO know how Kenny is going to die in the next film!

   Don't feel like having sex right now, but you already know you're going to regret it soon if you don't please her...

   Think "Ow no! There she goes again..." And tell her to behave...

Finished!

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